There are two things in the world that piss me off to no end. They are hypocrisy and arrogance.

For all their Internet bitching, fundamentalists and atheists have this in common: they are the biggest exhibitors of these traits.

Arrogance

Fundamentalists and atheists are both arrogant because both claim to understand or know something that no person can ever possibly know. The fundamentalist is sure that their god(s) not only exists, but that everyone who makes some claim to the contrary is absolutely wrong, in every sense of the word. The atheist is sure that not only this particular god(s), but every single other one, or spiritualist understandings of the world, are wrong, in every sense of the word.

What is really happening is that both groups of people are supposing, guessing, inferring, hoping. You can put forward all the logical arguments in the world that prove or disprove the notion of a god, but at the end of the month (when everyone has finally fucking shut up), we’re no closer to that knowledge at all. I accept that some of the arguments put forward by certain individuals and groups are absurd, but that does not make them wrong. Why? Because no one has died and come back to life to tell us what Heaven/Hell/reincarnation/Valhalla is like, or that nothing actually happens when we are placed in the bye-bye box. No one has traipsed every corner of the Universe to look for God, and even if it were possible, maybe s/he’s just awesome at hide and seek.

Humans have a maximum level of cosmic understanding. We don’t know why we exist, or if there is even a reason at all. We don’t know who/what created us, if any-one/thing did at all. For all I know or care, we’re simply the daydream of a super beetle in an alternate universe.

There are only two things we know with certainty. Firstly, that existence is either completely meaningless, or it has purpose. Secondly, that we will never work out which one it is.

So everyone should stop trying. Especially you, /r/atheism

Hypocrisy

On Facebook I am friends with a diverse bunch of people, as I hope we all are. This means I get a bunch of views from a range of perspectives. Some posts make me laugh, some make me sad, some make me think, some make me angry, most I just ignore. Very few make me hate humanity. But these very few tend to come from the two types of people I am addressing in this post.

There are about three people who I can rely on to post in groups like ‘Shit Fundies Say’ on a daily basis, and about the same number of people who reliably post about how awesome prayer group was. Now I have no problem with these things in themselves. If you are an anti-religious atheist, that’s fine. Equally, you’re allowed to go to as many prayer groups as you can shake a stick at. I don’t care. Unless you get boring, in which case I will hide all of your posts. But these posts do start to get to me when I bother to read them. Today, for example, I came across this post on ‘Shit Fundies Say’ (I don’t ‘like’ the group, but I’m Facebook friends with someone who posts on every one of their photos — the group’s premise is to find silly things (apparently) fundamentalist Christians have said, screen capture them, and abuse them for having a religion — and then they appear on my News Feed… which is something I wish Facebook would stop universally):

I’m trying to teach my two-year old whenever he hears “millions of years ago” he should say, “No, that’s a lie.” Howe ever I’m thinking I’ve thoroughly confused him. He was watching a cartoon the other day and it said something like “there are millions of fish in the ocean” and he shouted at the TV, “No., that’s a lie!”

My translation: “I have particular and non-mainstream religious beliefs that feel threatened by a secular society and scientific understanding. I accept my faith blindly, and will raise my children in the same fashion, as that is what I see as being the best way to raise my children.”

Now this person is stupid, but they also have every right to raise their child as they see fit. Contrary to the comments on SFS, she is not damaging her child, just doing what she sees as best for her child. If you don’t agree with it, cool, raise your children with the (correct, as far as I care) understanding that the earth is approximately 6.5 billion years old… But just what the fuck do you think a person who believes that is going to do? Raise their child on Darwin?

But anyway, back to the comments on this post. I’ll quote some, and offer translations beneath them.

“How is it this is not considered child abuse by the authorities and that poor child not taken into custody???????? [sic] Some people should not be allowed to breed.”

“This person should have their children taken away and go to jail for mentally abusing them.”

Why does the government not criminalise the practice of Christianity, and confiscate the children of Christians? Better yet, we should forcibly sterilise anyone who has the audacity to be baptised.  The Romans had it right.

“Either [he becomes] the next Dawkins or he goes on a murderous rampage, killing high school science teachers everywhere.”

The only two possible outcomes are that he comes to his senses and accepts atheism, or he becomes a murderer.

“Total indoctrination. Something that should be illegal. A child trusts their parents and the people around them to tell them the truth. Keep your beliefs to yourself and let the child grow up to figure out what they want to believe. Sigh.”

“It is incomprehensible that people willfully choose to be ignorant. Why are their delusions so important to them?”

I have such an inflated sense of self importance that I simply cannot envisage that anybody else does not think in the same manner as me. Why is their system of belief – their very way of life – so important to them?

At this point there are two things. One is that I have yet to demonstrate hypocrisy. I’m getting there. The other is that I feel I must state that I understand that the Internet is a vile cesspool of hyperbole, grandstanding, repercussion-less anonymity, nasty attempts at humour, and so on. I understand that these comments are probably not representative of most atheists; but my problem is that they are emerging from self-identified atheists to begin with. Take one trip to /r/atheism and this is what you tend to find in about 50% of the posts. I find it disturbing, to say the least. But I also find it hypocritical.

Atheists seem to spend so much time sparring with religious bogeymen. They threaten everything, from the planet to the sanity of children. This in itself is contrary to my own experience in a Catholic/Scottish Presbyterian household, and through 13 years of Catholic school. But that’s beside the point. What I’m trying to say is that for all the bitching and moaning that goes on, the atheist who criticises a Christian for raising their child unthinkingly as a Christian, and then raises them unquestioningly as an atheist, is a hypocrite. So is the atheist who ‘demonises’ the followers of any religion. So is the atheist who calls the religious ‘stupid’ and moral voids. So is the atheist who calls for greater respect for the rights of homosexual people (that’s cool, btw), but then — even in jest — demands that we prevent children being raised by and as Christians. So is the atheist who claims to follow a strict diet of reason and logic, but fails to see the consequences of mocking, belittling, and abusing the members of particular faiths for no other reason but sheer arrogance and hatred.

What the fuck was the point of this post again?

I’m an agnostic theist (technically, a Christian Humanist, of Catholic predisposition). That is, I choose to believe that there is a God, but I have absolutely no problem saying that ‘I’m not sure’ whether s/he exists. It means that I think proselytism is horrible and a violation of people’s free will. It means that I am not an arrogant hypocrite, because I’m perfectly able to accept that almost everybody thinks differently to me, and that I’m glad they have made their own choices. I’m willing to leave them to it, as I hope they’d do for me.

It means your discussions about God’s existence are not only meaningless, but absolutely boring.

It means that your critiques of religion are not only misguided, biased and unfair, but full of hatred and a lack of tolerance for people who are different from you.

It means you should all shut up and get along.

Science develops best when its concepts and conclusions are integrated into the broader human culture and its concerns for ultimate meaning and value. Scientists cannot, therefore, hold themselves entirely aloof from the sorts of issues dealt with by philosophers and theologians. By devoting to these issues something of the energy and care they give to their research in science, they can help others realize more fully the human potentialities of their discoveries. They can also come to appreciate for themselves that these discoveries cannot be a genuine substitute for knowledge of the truly ultimate. Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish.

- Pope John Paul II, in a letter to the Vatican Observatory


Recently Google announced a new privacy policy, that took all the disparate (and overlapping) policies across its services, and compiled them into one manageable document. Or as Google emailed me:

We’re getting rid of over 60 different privacy policies across Google and replacing them with one that’s a lot shorter and easier to read. Our new policy covers multiple products and features, reflecting our desire to create one beautifully simple and intuitive experience across Google.

We believe that this stuff matters so please take a few minutes to read our updated Privacy Policy and Terms of Service at http://www.google.com/policies. These changes will take effect on 1 March, 2012.

I had a read of the policy, and couldn’t find any issue, or any kind of grey area.

Twitter has also done something similar in the last few days — changed its policy on censorship. Previously, when a state wanted a particular message (or, more accurately, messages about a particular topic) censored, the message would be removed from the screens of everybody in the world. Now, when a request is recieved to remove a Tweet for violating the rules of some pseudo-dictatorial state, Twitter will still comply except the Tweet will still be visible to users outside of that state — and users inside the offending state will see a Chilling Effects-style message about how a Tweet was censored.

But whenever I have read news articles online about these issues, they are accompanied by mass panic. Why?

Al Jazeera begins with the misleading line:

The microblogging site Twitter says it has introduced new technology so it can censor messages, or tweets, on a country-by-country basis.

This strikes me as misleading because it implies that Twitter is creating new censorship powers, not scaling back the powers it already uses at the behest of governments. Really, all that has happened is that governments averse to freedom of expression have had their influence curtailed, not expanded.

TV3 (New Zealand) begins its coverage with an equally misleading line (and linking the article on Facebook with the comment ‘A dangerous precedent?’):

Twitter, a tool of choice for dissidents and activists around the world, found itself the target of global outrage Friday after unveiling plans to allow country-specific censorship of tweets that might break local laws.

Now I’m not sure if it’s just because social media has expanded the voice of the stupid — or whether it’s ironically the fault of Twitter for creating an age of people who think they can become informed after 140 characters — but social media is full of comments such as this one, from a Dave Cohen:

“getting ready for global censorship of everything and 1 world wide govournment…”

Well, Dave (male, of Christchurch, NZ, who went to Rangiora High School… might want to watch how much information you make public… and your spelling), how can you justify that statement? What is it about clarifying privacy and censorship polices (that are actually becoming more transparent and free) that  makes you so paranoid that you feel compelled to make such an irrational statement?

I don’t blame you though. The coverage of this Twitter policy has been so hopeless that we should expect no different. Much like the munters who actually Tweeted about a Twitter boycott.

A little afterthought: the vast majority of ‘censored’ Tweets for 2011 were child pornography.


One of the biggest (non-)issues of the 2011 New Zealand General Election was the recording that was (accidentally or otherwise) made of a private (or public) conversation held between incumbent Prime Minister John Key and the last hope of the ACT Party: John Banks. Held over two cups of coffee, ’2 Johns, 2 Cups’ was whipped up by the media as a scandal in an otherwise uneventful and rather predictable election (although in reality it was quite close).

But it shouldn’t have been a scandal. John Key made it into one by trying to bury all traces of the tape, and revealing nothing about the contents of the recording. Finally leaked several months later (post-election), the conversation is the most banal bullshit I have ever heard in my entire life.

I’ll admit to being caught up in the speculation (spectacularly played by Winston Peters) — something rude was apparently said about old people, and I called for its release. John Key kept refusing, and eventually sought a court order to restrain it. He needn’t have bothered. All the tape covers is the two discussing the size of media contingents; the polling of New Zealand First; how hard they are campaigning; and how nice the coffee guy/chick is.

That’s all there is in ten minutes’ of recording (including three stupid minutes where an aide picks up the recording device, and neglects to turn it off). Nothing else. If Key had just fucking said that, allowed it to leak, and prevented any and all speculation, there’d have been no issue, and likely no Winston in Parliament.

Maybe Key was standing for some kind of principle of his right to have a private conversation. Maybe. I’d still argue that you can’t have a private conversation in a public place, as a public figure, in an election, with 30 members of a media contingent literally metres away.

So we can only conclude that he was an absolute moron to make an issue out of it, and that Winston is the ultimate political opportunist. And that ends the saga.

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The best part of the tapes, if you’re interested, is at 6:55, when John Key loudly proclaims that John Banks just gave him the best blowjob of all time.

Updatism

Posted: January 16, 2012 in Uncategorized

Wow, depressing and out-of-date last post.

I didn’t get that job; instead I got two other ones that are better, pay better, and allow me to wear whatever the fuck I want. Life is good.

The main one (five hours a day, five days a week) is in a support role in the geography department at my university. I help students and staff with GIS; I maintain, update and catalogue the school’s database and software license servers; and I just generally hang out. I get paid double what I did in my old job.

My other job is a research position at a QUANGO. The team I’m in is using some data from the New Zealand Transport Agency to form a multinomial nested logit model of car ownership and residential choice. The econometrics is over my head (my boss has a PhD  in Finance, and my workmate an Honours degree in Econometrics), but they need me to do the GIS analysis. It’s hard, and I’m worried  that I have too much to do in the time I have to do it (by the end of February, at five days a week, three hours a day). We aim to have enough to put together a paper to present our results in an academic journal. The prestige of that gives me motivation to work hard — it’s just that I’m really stretching my skills at the moment.

It’s all good workforce experience though, and being at a university/research institute, I’m effectively encouraged to be creative and relaxed. That means casual dress every day, flexible hours, and so on. I like it a lot more than I would a ‘serious’ workplace.

My friend’s mum recently bought him a house. Weird, huh. Well anyway, he wants two friends to ‘flat’ (technically speaking, we’d be boarding, with our board going towards his mortgage payments). I’m really not sure if I can afford it; or whether I want to, as I’d have to share a room… which seems a really backwards step.

It’d be really fun though. I feel conflicted about it, and the non-housed friend is pressuring me, calling me indecisive and pretending that it’s not a big decision. It’s easier for him though; his parents’ (low) income entitles him to government assistance that he doesn’t have to pay back. My parents’ higher income doesn’t entitle me to anything — so any debt I incur from the government I will have to pay back as part of student loan (already at $15,000,  one year in the flat would add $7,000 to it).

I hate parental income testing. My parents earn more than my friends’, but that doesn’t mean they will support me financially. In fact, they won’t. I have a disabled brother that they’re saving for — he won’t be able to work a day in his life, but will have to pay people (through me, his caregiver once they pass away) to care for him. My parents’ income is irrelevant.

I’ve decided that the bureaucracy pisses me off. So many rules just seem to be some dickhead justifying his or her job, yet making my life more difficult as I pay their wages.


I have my first ‘real’ job interview in 30 minutes, with the Department of Conservation.

I’m wearing a shirt and tie, and walking amongst the funeral of commuters. All I can think of is how hot and stuffy I feel, and Roger Waters singing,

“Welcome my son, welcome… to the machine.”

I’ve never felt so strongly that my life has reached a threshold. If there is a specific moment when the innocence and vagaries of youth must be lifted in everyone’s life, this is mine.

Blargh

Posted: October 12, 2011 in Uncategorized

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I’m in the midst of a nasty 70% report. Written 2000 words, prolly have 10,000 to go.

Woe is me.

This is my study space. Where the magic happens.


This is spot on. Private gain at public expense is inequitable and inefficient. One of the primary purposes of any government is to ensure that private property remains in the context of the social contract — and that it does not become an abstract and absurd right to do anything to anyone in any way.